To the Guy Who Made Fun of My Teeth

I had just finished dominating PacMan at a bar and was walking with my roommate and newly formed friends down the street heading toward the next bar. I shouted something about Texas and you looked back and asked "Are you from Texas?" You were with some chick, and I said "YES." I thought we were gonna be bros after that. You said you were from Bedford, which is unfortunate but not your fault. I said something like, "oh, so you're a Bedfordian." And then you made fun of my teeth. YOU MADE FUN OF MY TEETH. Sorry I party with dental hygiene. Sorry I HAVE all my teeth. Sorry the girl you were with had to spend her evening with you. If you see this, please stop talking to people.