You Were Being Inappropriate on a Plane

I was flying home and your shennanigans caused the captain to come over the speaker system and say something that involved the phrases, "not on my plane", "I will have federal authorities arrest you," and "turn it off!" I don't know what you looked like, but if I had to guess, I'd say a big fat creep who looks at porn on airplanes that have ballin wifi technology. If you see this, what the hell were you doing?? Did you get arrested? If so, what does prison food taste like?