To the Guy Who Took My Cab

I was coming out of Ratagast with my friends, happy, drunk and ready to go home. I stepped into the street and began dutifully hailing a cab. Minutes later across the street, you began doing the same. Finally, a car pulls up to my feet, and who jumps in from the other side? You and your douchebag trio. I said, "this is my cab," to which you replied, "sorry honey." YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY TO CALL ME HONEY. I wasn't the third wheel on a date that night. If you see this, I stand by what I yelled after the cab as it drove away, "you better hope I don't see you in a dark alley."