Sunday, December 20, 2009
To Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal
I was with my roommate at Gorilla Coffee, and you both walked in. I totally didn't see you until you were already at the other end of the cafe putting fixings in your coffee. IT WAS AWESOME. Jake, you're a lot skinnier in person that I expected, sweet plaid timez. Reese, you're a lot shorter than I expected, sweet towering over you timez. As you both walked out, each with several cuppa joes in your hands, I (conveniently right behind you) opened the door for you. You both looked at me and said, "thank you." I said, "ANYTIME," like the BALLER I am. If you see this, I will marry your children.
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1 comment:
except that: a) they just broke up, and b) you will be wayyy older than any children they would ever have. guess you just roll wayyyy harddd!
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